March 17, 2011
The king ruled the land and all who dwelt in it. As he walked the golden sands at the edge of his realm, he saw the ocean was creeping ever closer. “You cannot have my land,” he shouted. “I am ruler here. What I say is law. Even the beasts of the fields and the birds of the air must bow to my judgment. Cease your motion. Come no nearer.”
The king stood in fury and might. He had ordained that nature should follow his decree.
And nature… Did Not.
The king got wet feet.
The republicans sat in the house and decreed “There is no global warming. Nature herself must bow to our decree.”
And the republicans, and all who dwelt under their arrogant, stupid rule…